Where are Brendan Bannister's parents? Someone needs to keep there kid in check.

[TheChazz]

A formal appology was sent to me by Brendan and I accepted it. the end.



Good afternoon everyone! So I get off of work this morning to find this gem in my inbox. After a little research I find he is one of yours (StanceNation). Is this who you hire to represent you? If so, please retract any of my offers from the past. Thanks.

On 5/8/2012 3:38 AM, Brendan Bannister wrote:

i somehow came across your shitty photography via some car site and i cant get over how much you suck lol i just have to send you a hater email to tell you you suck at photography in general and all the models on your site are ugly as fuck lol and your car is gay lololol get good scrub

My Reply:
Sent: Tuesday, May 8, 2012 5:37 AM
Subject: Re: lol you suck

Hi Brendan!

Thanks for the feedback! First, let me get the calling out your poor grammar, lack of punctuation, and overall terminology out of the way. Just to clarify, I looked you up on Facebook to see who I am working with since you obviously know me so well. http://www.facebook.com/brendan.bannister.5 That is you correct? Let me see, graduated high school only last year(2011)? So you are 18-19 and have not had a real job or accomplished anything of significance in your life yet but are quick to talk smack about those of us that have! Big man you are!

Alright, second, glad my work is so preposterous you found it posted on another website!

Let's see, "you suck in general at photography". Judging by the "general" comment and not a single constructive specific attribute, I will assume you actually know NOTHING about photography. Therefore, your argument (and opinion for that matter) is entirely negligible(of no value).

"all of the models on your site are ugly" Alright, everyone is entitled to there own opinion. However, just food for thought. Out of the 70+ models listed on my sight, some of which have been featured in MAXIM, G4 TV, Many online publications, Import magazines, and countless other websites and venues; you do not find a single one attractive? Sir, you may want to look into getting checked out for a case of Caligynephobia. This is a phobia that results in the fear of beautiful women. Here is a link to help you out, I don't want you to have to continue your life in peril. http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/c...w-to-overcome/

My car is gay? It likes other cars of the same sex? I'm not sure how to interpret this comment so I will simply assume you are jealous of what I have? Sorry if I am mistaken, but that's the best I could come up with at that poor stab of an attempted insult.

Anyways, I will continue to do what I do, and you continue to do what you do... whatever that may be?

-VR
Chazz
TheChazz.com

P.S. - Love the Email shorthomie93@yahoo.com. Glad to see your height is not an insecurity to you, and that you are a "homie", implying you have other "homies". "Homies" are friends right, that's not lingo for homeless? 93, like 1993? Wow, I don't hold many arguments with kids!



More to continue....

[TheChazz]

His Response:

On 5/8/2012 1:23 PM, Brendan Bannister wrote:
are you serious lol you got that butt hurt over one hater message and sent a paragraph back? im not gonna lie half the photos on your website i could take with my iphone. and im being dead serious not over exaggerating im being straight with you i could or i could get very close to it. keep trying though im sure you'll improve after awhile =D

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero but one.
-Shakespeare
Live your life as if every day is going to be your last.
-Akon

My Response:
haha,
Kids these days!

Not butt-hurt at all! My friends and I are getting a kick out of this. I'm not the one who went through the trouble to look up an email address, and email someone that I had never met or even communicated with with hate in hopes of bumping up my own confidence. Sorry that your poorly thought out attack did not go as planned! I like how you ignored everything you would fail to defend from my last email as well!

Nice random quotes in hopes of making yourself seem like you have a level of intelligence.

How about some of my own personal quotes to finish you off!
"Set trends, not records. They stick around, and come back."
"Don't say it can't be done when I've already done it."
"Never... ever be afraid to do it. No matter what it is. Accomplish and complete. Live this and never be let down."
"We are defined by what we accomplish."

Good luck with your iphone kid!

-Chazz

[TheChazz]

His response LMAO:

Wow you are a fag. I wanted to go out of my way cus you sucked so much cock at photography and clearly think you're good. Take your gay quotes and stick them up your ass. Gay boy


I'm 19 and shoot with a canon 7d and two L lenses and drive a 2011 Wrx that I bought myself and paid for my camera and all my equipment myself. I make more money on a weekend doing various photography gigs than you do in a month. So good luck with your point and shoot camera and your shitty as fuck website lol. Learn how to pose your models and take good pictures maybe then I'll have some respect for your work. Mr Chazz lol fag. Get roasted by a 19 year old. Hillbilly fuck head

Sent from my iPhone

My Repsonse:
Ouch! You get your feelings hurt that time?

Nice attack there, you dug deep! oO

That's cool I shoot with a 7d also, and a 40D, and XTI before that. Kit lens, 10-20 Sigma for rig-work, and my 50mm/1.4. Unfortunately for you having a 7D and L-Series lenses does you no good without the skill to use it. So congratulations on spending more for your gear?

Nice you have a new WRX that you "paid for yourself" Hey who knows, maybe you do get enough dependable work to support the payments on your gear and on the car. Id love to see a picture of that title in YOUR name Yeah, didn't think so.

Fag? Gayboy? Hillbilly? Do I sense more of that insecurity? That's cool... I was kidding to begin with however now I am fairly certain.

Done crying yet?

-Chazz

[HellaQuik]

not gonna lie i lol'd a couple times !

[TheChazz]

On 5/8/2012 7:29 PM, Brendan wrote:

Lol no I'm not hurt at all clearly I think you are considering you just got shit on by me. Your sick is shitty your photography is even worse and the hoes you shoot are gross lol. Take a look at my photography faggol and you'll want to take notes while you're at it.

Sent from my iPhone

My response:
Shit on? Your the laughing stock of about 43 likes on my Facebook wall along with a few online forums. My photography is worse, than what, yours? So now your talking crap not only about myself, but also about models that you have never met or spoken to? Man you are so professional!

Faggol? Whats that? I dont need to take notes, I have exceeded anything you have accomplished by leaps and bounds.

-Congrats!
-Chazz

[axela zoom]

What.The.F*ck.

Kid is crazy, I would also like to see the shot of that title in his name...

[TheChazz]

Also for reference, some of my "Ugly models" and "shitty photos"... All shot with y 7D, 50/1.4, Kit, and a 580EX off camera.

[muzikman9090]

This is amusing lol *Grabs popcorn*

[axela zoom]

[TheChazz]

Well folks, i has come to an end. After positng here and a few other places He cought on and sent this:

Chazz,


This email is to take a step back from my immature actions and write you a formal apology.


I would like to apologize for my troll email. It was supposed to be a one time laughing matter email because my friends and I were bored and I decide to send you a troll email. I apologize. It didn't need to reach the level it did and that is my fault obviously; I let my emotions get the better of me and took it from a troll message to something bigger. I have learned from my mistake and ask for you to please accept my apology and remove your post on your website of our emails. This was supposed to between you and me not the hole world however I don't blame you for doing so I myself would have done the same thing. I understand I was stupid and unprofessional it doing this but I would greatly appreciate it if you could remove it and us drop this childish bullshit.


Thank you for your time, again my apologies.


-Brendan

I will leave the posts up and my website until midnight and then erase it all. Good to see he cleared up.